The Reason the Internet Was Invented

…is solely so that we can all read SlushPile Hell.

From the aforementioned gift to humanity, seven of their Top 25 Worst Children’s Books Ever:

1. The Best Things to Drink Are under the Sink

2. Toy Story 3: Buzz Gets a Woody

3. Is Angelina My Mommy?

4. Santa Clause, The Tooth Fairy & The Easter Bunny: Just The Beginning of a Lifetime of Lies

5. You Don’t Need to Think When You’re Pretty

6. You’re Not There, God. It’s Me, Christopher Hitchens

7. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Mercury Poisoning