THINGS I DON’T UNDERSTAND

1. WHY IS IT SO COLD.

2. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME MORE THAN IT IS HAPPENING TO EVERYBODY ELSE.
(Mike Donahue wanted to know this too. Okay fine Mike, it is happening to both of us.)

3. WHY WERE A PUPPY, A HOT BATH, AND A BOWL OF SOUP NOT WAITING FOR ME WHEN I GOT HOME.

4. WHY DOES THE US GOVT WANT MY MONEY. Guys. Come on. Don’t you want somebody else’s instead?

True Blood

Last item in our production meeting: testing fake blood products on the playwright to perfect the splatter. photo (27) If you ever want a 2 ft radius of personal space on a crowded subway, ride it while covered in blood. Jen blood

Floor 12

In tonight’s installment of “What The Hell Is Happening On The 12th Floor of Goldman-Sachs??” may I present Amber Hawk Swanson riding on a bike that powers an iPod (by Andria Morales), and Collaboration Town reading us part of their new play (Boo Killebrew, Jordan Seavey, and Geoffrey Decas O’Donnell). photo (24) photo (25)