Sometimes your ceiling falls in.
It’s either hilarious or it’s not.
Later, you go have a beer on a boat to recover.
Sylvia Ann Driskell is suing every gay person on the planet for violating civil rights law.
Technically, Driskell v. Homosexuals is a bit more complex than that. Driskell isn’t suing “the Homosexuals” on her own behalf; rather, she is “an Ambassador for Plaintiffs God, and His Son, Jesus Christ.”
Oh America. 60% tragic, 40% entertainment.
Somebody’s first Sad Panda: As far as I’m concerned, this is the best Sad Panda that has ever been sad.
NOW I’m officially an adult….right?
(Or do I need a PhD….?)
Concentrating very hard on being adults…
Annnnd we failed.
We receive the diploma-holders empty, then after the ceremony we go pick up our diplomas. Or that’s the idea anyway. Sometimes they seem to come with surprise placeholders….?
Meanwhile back in New York, it’s too cold to be summer – and yet there are still mosquitos and they are still in my apartment and they still are biting me IN THE EYE while I sleep. Luckily I am surrounded by love and support in these trying times.
In general, a good rule of thumb…
When you go to a museum, always read the signs so you know what things are.
[The title says: “Verzweifelter Alb (Desperate Nightmarish Creature)”
…and sometimes panda-mothers have the same bizarre and upsetting sense of humor as pandas do. Yay for panda-mothers, who raise their pandettes to understand that the world is a dark and terrible place, and that dark and terrible things are hilarious.