Sometimes your ceiling falls in.
It’s either hilarious or it’s not.
Later, you go have a beer on a boat to recover.
That helps.

Sylvia Ann Driskell is suing every gay person on the planet for violating civil rights law.

Technically, Driskell v. Homosexuals is a bit more complex than that. Driskell isn’t suing “the Homosexuals” on her own behalf; rather, she is “an Ambassador for Plaintiffs God, and His Son, Jesus Christ.”

Oh America. 60% tragic, 40% entertainment.

NOW I’m officially an adult….right?
(Or do I need a PhD….?)

We receive the diploma-holders empty, then after the ceremony we go pick up our diplomas. Or that’s the idea anyway. Sometimes they seem to come with surprise placeholders….?

Meanwhile back in New York, it’s too cold to be summer – and yet there are still mosquitos and they are still in my apartment and they still are biting me IN THE EYE while I sleep. Luckily I am surrounded by love and support in these trying times.