When a man just needs to FaceTime with his fish…
Nor did I attempt to shove your dog inside my hoodie and run away while shouting, “EVERYTHING IS OKAY FOLKS NOBODY WORRY.” #forcedadoptionevent
You, sir, seem to know what you want. And, most fortunately, you are indeed on an uptown train.
An interview with the Playwrights Center. Please nobody tell my mother that I own this t-shirt.
What can I say? Some pandas are more explosive than others.
Are they not gonna drop their garbage in the wrong bin if you put the brick there?
Sometimes weekends can be spent in your apartment, and not in an airport. Both locations start with A and end with T, but they are very very different.
Graphic Depiction of Sad Panda. (Get it?)