Max Vernon: “What will the post be called: ‘I looked up the definition of degenerate in the dictionary and this picture was there’??” 
Subtitle: What Happens When You Take Both Max + Eyeball To The Berkeley Wine Tasting.
Sometimes you sing.
Max Vernon and Dito van Reigersberg
Max Vernon and Dito van Reigersberg and Lucky Girl
…is only improved by Max Vernon’s special K-pop app that adds hearts around its subjects. 
She swooped in on her white horse/ gray Lyft, carrying sunscreen + a picnic, and took us on a hike. Also, she saves lives, she knits, and she’s magic. #doctorfriends 
…on 10 minute breaks. 
Out here for MY FATHER: THE SPEEDING BULLET (NINCEST) with Mike Donahue, Max Vernon, Dito van Reigersberg, and Dane Laffrey. Sometimes we spend days reconstructing text, discussing music, and workshopping rewrites. Annnnd… sometimes we go to hockey games reffed by the incomparable Madeleine Oldham. 
Events include:
- The Short But Vicious Dash For The Closing Subway Doors
- The Dubious Dive Into The Bowels of Port Authority, Involving An Extreme Lack of Eye Contact With Anyone Who Is Already There
- Patting Strangers’ Dogs Without Breaking Your Stride On A Busy Street
- Squeezing Tomatoes At The Bodega While Offering A Stern Stare To Anyone Who Gets Near The Tomatoes You Haven’t Finished Squeezing
- Parallel Parking On A Street Where There Are No Parking Spaces
