Sealin’ the Deal

When you’re in NYC and your people are in San Diego and they FaceTime you into a group of seals… Dane seal 1

Dane Laffrey: Cinematographer And Seal Facilitator

Dane Laffrey: Cinematographer And Seal Facilitator

Communing with my new friend

Communing with my new friend

P.S. Before you judge me for the title of this post, just know that I almost went with “Seal You Later.”

The Reason the Internet Was Invented

…is solely so that we can all read SlushPile Hell.

From the aforementioned gift to humanity, seven of their Top 25 Worst Children’s Books Ever:

1. The Best Things to Drink Are under the Sink

2. Toy Story 3: Buzz Gets a Woody

3. Is Angelina My Mommy?

4. Santa Clause, The Tooth Fairy & The Easter Bunny: Just The Beginning of a Lifetime of Lies

5. You Don’t Need to Think When You’re Pretty

6. You’re Not There, God. It’s Me, Christopher Hitchens

7. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Mercury Poisoning