You know it’s the day of the PlayLabs party when PWC staff busts out the hard-hats… …and the test-tube beverages. Because, as playwright Alice Tuan said: “Play-LABS, get it?” Jason Gray Platt named all the drinks. Alice’s was the “Tuan-too-Many.” Mine was: I have adored this woman in three different cities, and we made a household together in one. To her new life in Minneapolis, (as well as PlayLabs), I raise a test-tube:

Katie Consamus, true love = remembering with fondness the time that your cat peed in my closet.