INEFFICIENCY IS:

when your building management co sends an exterminator who shows up in shorts & a t-shirt, is somehow more scared of the wasps than you are (“Girl, you go first”), and who refuses to approach the wasp nest close enough to spray it. “I don’t wanna get stung,” he says, with impeccable logic. Followed up by: “So hey, you single?”

On the flip side, MIRACULOUS is when New Dramatists gives you the keys to a calm safe haven (called, appropriately, Seventh Heaven) so that you can shelter from the storm and keep your eyes on your laptop instead of your wasps. IMG_6809

Meet Amanda. She's been hanging out for the past few days.

Meet Amanda. She’s been hanging out for the past few days.

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