Ways To Survive The Amtrak

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1. Watch the episode of Top Chef where Padma wears a cream pantsuit and gay-marries twenty couples
2. Pretzels
3. Don’t do any of the work you meant to do because of #s 1 and 2
4. Mike Donahue
5. Same as #3, because of #4.

In other news, it may be cold, but nothing warms the heart like a day and a half of auditions.

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