Sometimes, midday, you give up on it all and go to the park and take a long walk while listening to Anaïs Mitchell.

When a man just needs to FaceTime with his fish…

Nor did I attempt to shove your dog inside my hoodie and run away while shouting, “EVERYTHING IS OKAY FOLKS NOBODY WORRY.” #forcedadoptionevent

You, sir, seem to know what you want. And, most fortunately, you are indeed on an uptown train.

An interview with the Playwrights Center. Please nobody tell my mother that I own this t-shirt.

Are they not gonna drop their garbage in the wrong bin if you put the brick there?

Sometimes weekends can be spent in your apartment, and not in an airport. Both locations start with A and end with T, but they are very very different.