Events include:

- The Short But Vicious Dash For The Closing Subway Doors

- The Dubious Dive Into The Bowels of Port Authority, Involving An Extreme Lack of Eye Contact With Anyone Who Is Already There

- Patting Strangers’ Dogs Without Breaking Your Stride On A Busy Street

- Squeezing Tomatoes At The Bodega While Offering A Stern Stare To Anyone Who Gets Near The Tomatoes You Haven’t Finished Squeezing

- Parallel Parking On A Street Where There Are No Parking Spaces