Events include:
- The Short But Vicious Dash For The Closing Subway Doors
- The Dubious Dive Into The Bowels of Port Authority, Involving An Extreme Lack of Eye Contact With Anyone Who Is Already There
- Patting Strangers’ Dogs Without Breaking Your Stride On A Busy Street
- Squeezing Tomatoes At The Bodega While Offering A Stern Stare To Anyone Who Gets Near The Tomatoes You Haven’t Finished Squeezing
- Parallel Parking On A Street Where There Are No Parking Spaces