Now proofs look like this: And we haven’t even gotten to the galleys / cover part…
When you’re in NYC and your people are in San Diego and they FaceTime you into a group of seals…
Dane Laffrey: Cinematographer And Seal Facilitator
Communing with my new friend
P.S. Before you judge me for the title of this post, just know that I almost went with “Seal You Later.”
It must be nice to be a frog.
When you’ve been working on a play for 3 years, seen it through its first 2 productions, are preparing it for publication… and FINALLY know how it should end.
I have a lot of questions, but I’m not opposed…
…is solely so that we can all read SlushPile Hell.
From the aforementioned gift to humanity, seven of their Top 25 Worst Children’s Books Ever:
1. The Best Things to Drink Are under the Sink
2. Toy Story 3: Buzz Gets a Woody
3. Is Angelina My Mommy?
4. Santa Clause, The Tooth Fairy & The Easter Bunny: Just The Beginning of a Lifetime of Lies
5. You Don’t Need to Think When You’re Pretty
6. You’re Not There, God. It’s Me, Christopher Hitchens
7. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Mercury Poisoning
Sad Panda is gonna break all your tiki torches. #whitesupremacysmellslikecitronella