Now proofs look like this: And we haven’t even gotten to the galleys / cover part…
Monthly Archives: August 2017
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Sealin’ the Deal
Epiphanies That Take Much Less Time
Epiphanies That Take 1,080 Days
Eclipse
Time To Stop Napping on the Dock
Gotta Havva Justin Trudeau
The Reason the Internet Was Invented
…is solely so that we can all read SlushPile Hell.
From the aforementioned gift to humanity, seven of their Top 25 Worst Children’s Books Ever:
1. The Best Things to Drink Are under the Sink
2. Toy Story 3: Buzz Gets a Woody
3. Is Angelina My Mommy?
4. Santa Clause, The Tooth Fairy & The Easter Bunny: Just The Beginning of a Lifetime of Lies
5. You Don’t Need to Think When You’re Pretty
6. You’re Not There, God. It’s Me, Christopher Hitchens
7. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Mercury Poisoning
Nope Nope Nope
Sad Panda is gonna break all your tiki torches. #whitesupremacysmellslikecitronella