We drove four and a half hours. We’ve seen a bounty of spiders, a faraway kangaroo, a dead kangaroo, strange birds, and a bright red centipede. My governing philosophy: Toxic Until Proven Otherwise. 
THE GOOD NEWS IS WE ARE ALL STILL ALIVE. 
…let you draw on the table. 
When you make your Valentine wait, because you’re not done writing yet, and she will tolerate it, but she doesn’t appreciate it: 
Sometimes writing days are writing days, and sometimes writing days are also walking days, and you make it halfway around Rushcutters Bay before things come into focus. 
Joining the list of games like: Queer or European?, let us bring you the newest: Bird or Flower? This is the nicer version of another Australian game, called simply: Is It Alive And Will It Eat Your Face Off? (This game applies mostly to fist-sized spiders and winged marsupials.) 
Oh yeah, other game: Australia Or Jurassic Park? Oh and, another game: Why Do I Have To Go Home And What If I Lived Here And Hand-Fed Baby Winged Marsupials? (For example, this one.)
…It gets better?
