May: The Month Of Bloodworks

As soon as May 1 hits, Youngbloods start having conversations like these.

me: what are you doing for bloodworks
chiara: my sex play
me: yessss hot
chiara: what are you doing?
me: i dont know yet
about anything
in the world
life
liberty
pursuit of happiness
it’s all a question mark
chiara: mmmmkay

A Distilled Natural History of the Vole, Part Deux

B: there’s two kinds of voles
prairie and something else
One kind has really nice guy male voles, who take care of the kids and love their mates
Just all around good guys

The other kind of vole, well he is a real loner type
aggressive
goes through female voles like they’re going extinct.

Turns out, mr nice guy vole of the two types
prairie and something else and I can’t remember which
is the nice one
but the nice one makes more oxytocin
and has more oxytocin receptors than the mean one.

me:
i would take any class on natural history that you ever taught