Thanks to Marti Lyons, Jess Reese, our design team, and the amazing 2016 Actor’s Theatre Apprentice Company for WONDROUS STRANGE. And shout-out to these nine ladies from The Bonnets, who are going to destroy you. Max Vernon’s lunatic song for Bonnets can be found on Soundcloud – lyrics by moi, music (and, in this recording, vocals) by the illustrious MV.

Oh hi, giant red penguin. I haven’t seen you since New Year’s Eve.

Laffrey helps Penguin make good choices.

Kluger listens to Penguin’s thoughts and concerns about the American Theatre.

Late night family portrait at Milkwood…

…and you’re on the 4th floor of Actor’s Theatre waiting for your ride to the airport and/or your flights to be canceled and/or your flights to NOT be canceled and/or the part where either way you spend five thousand years at the airport while angry men in suits have nervous breakdowns about being inconvenienced. BUT AT LEAST YOUR NAILS ARE YELLOW, AND MAX VERNON DID THEM.

What happens when you combine Max Vernon, Marti Lyons, nine girls in bonnets, a punk rock number, and Actor’s Theatre of Louisville? Answer: nobody really knows, but we think it looks like this:

Last night of 2015:

Stowe Nelson and I share a dinner companion.

What do you mean you’re not supposed to use two hands for that?

Restroom signs look like this: And wine-labels look like this: