The only organization in the world for which I would let myself write a short play to order in 20 minutes, then hand it over un-spellchecked to be performed immediately in front of an audience. Lynn Rosen’s technique for luring playwrights away from the computers:
1) come into the room where you’re writing, tell you gently that you’ve reached time
2) distract you, by waving handfuls of chocolate and a bottle of whiskey
3) while you’re distracted, some stealth ninja sneaks in, prints your play, and is gone.